Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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