She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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