He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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