hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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