why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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