What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule