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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.

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• (818): View more from California

  That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

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• (949): View more from California

  i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.

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