I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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