i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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