They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have fence marks all over my body
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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