I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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