why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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