So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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