I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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