Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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