She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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