Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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