By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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