you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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