obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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