Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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