oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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