I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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