did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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