i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
