When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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