But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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