You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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