Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.