Don't you send me to vm
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.