we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious