you win again, gameday.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off