Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That's intense
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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