Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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