He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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