i think my tv is drunk
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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