its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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