At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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