They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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