Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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