its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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