so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
4 words: hood of his car
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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