Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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