playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I checked into jail on foursquare
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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