Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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