We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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