gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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