So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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