i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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