Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.