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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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