best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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