he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
