with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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