You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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