god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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