I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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