So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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