Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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