His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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