Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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