I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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