grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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