nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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