IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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