your room smells of hookers.
And success
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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